Peyton Heine

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The Thinking Man and The Brooding Woman.

Things have certainly gotten weird; there is no denying it. That’s why we’ve turned to artist Peyton Heine to help outfit us in these uncertain times.

First, we tested the waters with two flip-flop designs for summer: the TTM Flip-Flops and the TBW Flip-Flops. Who would have thought there was a beach footwear market for the brooding, introspective intellectual? We did! The zories were a smashing success, and proverbially, we are going to strike again while the iron is hot—or, at least, while the sun is hot. (I mean, the sun is always hot, but rather, while it’s still summer and still hot.)

The Dylan – the good weird.

Which brings us back to Peyton, her weird worldview, and the need to clad ourselves in these calamitous times – introducing The Dylan by Peyton Heine. It’s sort of our response to Bud Light’s Dylan Mulvaney controversy. But it’s summer, and it’s Coors Light—nothing controversial about that! Look, if you don’t like it, buy a couple dozen shirts and run them over with your monster truck. But if you like it, and we sure do, then by all means, buy one, two, or a few and wear them loud and proud (or quietly and unassumingly).

The perfect summer accessory: The Dylan. Thanks, Peyton.

PS The Dylan comes in a couple variants: The Dylan Striped Unisex T-Shirt and the The Dylan Women’s Relaxed T-Shirt as well as the classic Dylan. Get yours now!



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